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Dont punch your boss in the face!

8/15/2011

Happy Monday Everyone, I hope that you have a fabulous day today and get all you want. However if you have a MONDAY as we all do sometimes, I have made a small list of things not to do at work on Monday and a few things you help you get through your Monday and of course some funny pictures to make you smile. So the next time you are having a Monday just remember that Amanda thinks you’re awesome and that any situation can be funny.

5 Things NOT to do on MONDAY:

Tell your boss “That’s not my job Fatty”

Punch a co-worker in the face

Put saran wrap on your boss toilet seat

Use the phrase “I don’t give a shit”

Tell your boss you plan to be sick tomorrow

Things to think of to help you get through Monday:

You could be swimming with a shark right now

You could have toilet paper stuck to your shoe and have everyone notice

You could have forgotten to wear pants

You could be showering naked with carrot top

You could be hit by a car

You could be punched in the face by a co-worker

And last but not least you could be working for the president

There is always something worse then a Monday

Lots of love!

*Amanda*

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