Many years ago I was driving home. Now to start out let me tell you that Kristina and I both grew up in a small town. A small farm town no less, so it was never a surprise to see a cow crossing the road, or to have a dear run into the side of your car. However there were even times we could be surprised.
It was a nice sunny day in March a few years back and like I said I was driving home along this long stretch of road that leads to everything in this town. When out of the corner of my eye I see a turkey on the side of the road. Not a live turkey or even a dead turkey but a frozen turkey with no wrapper. I immediately picked up my cell phone and called Kristina and said “You won’t believe what I just saw on the side of the road?” Her answer was shocking as she said “A Turkey” I couldn’t believe it and then she exclaimed to me that she saw it her self the day before. We laughed about this for a while thinking it was funny and then moved on. A week later we were together driving down the same road and lo and behold the same turkey was there. I assume this was the same turkey but I didn’t ask so it could have been new. Anyway we laughed some more and took a picture of the turkey. This turkey sat there for about 2 months and then one day it was gone. I guess someone finally came back for their dinner.
It was a nice sunny day in March a few years back and like I said I was driving home along this long stretch of road that leads to everything in this town. When out of the corner of my eye I see a turkey on the side of the road. Not a live turkey or even a dead turkey but a frozen turkey with no wrapper. I immediately picked up my cell phone and called Kristina and said “You won’t believe what I just saw on the side of the road?” Her answer was shocking as she said “A Turkey” I couldn’t believe it and then she exclaimed to me that she saw it her self the day before. We laughed about this for a while thinking it was funny and then moved on. A week later we were together driving down the same road and lo and behold the same turkey was there. I assume this was the same turkey but I didn’t ask so it could have been new. Anyway we laughed some more and took a picture of the turkey. This turkey sat there for about 2 months and then one day it was gone. I guess someone finally came back for their dinner.
I often wondered about how this turkey could have ended up there and with my wide imagination I believe I figured it out.
One day the handsome turkey is walking by the road on his way to a friend’s house. When out of no where a man in a super fast car drives by. The car comes to a screeching halt because the man had never seen such a handsome turkey before. He gets out and deciding he wants to take a feather back to his girlfriend because the turkey is so handsome he begins to pluck a few feathers. Tom the turkey gets very mad about this and tries to stop the man. The man leaves but of course tells all his friends about the handsome turkey and before long people are stopping to pluck feathers left and right. Poor tom eventually becomes bald and decided he wants revenge on the feather stealer so he makes a plan to attack the next person who drives by. He crouches and waits and then he see’s the headlights he sits very still in the middle of the road and then everything goes silent. He wonders where the car went and sticks his head up for a peak and then the car rips his head off. The cow wondering by feels bad and he sticks tom on the side of the road for all too admire.
No Animals were actually hurt during this story.
Lots of love!
*Amanda*
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No Animals were actually hurt during this story.
Lots of love!
*Amanda*
Don’t forget to come back often as we are updating with all new fabulous thing that you don’t want to miss.
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