Category: Ipad

Top 10 Things NOT to do with your New Ipad!

8/8/2011

I have a brand new iPad. It is for my "day job" :). A few nights ago Amanda and I were hanging out, blowing off some steam, and drinking a little. We started talking about all the ways you could use an ipad, and how convenient it is.

Then we started talking about all the ways you should NOT use it! Of course we were still drinking, and being totally silly!
This is our top ten list!

** No actual iPad was harmed during this photo shoot. We used a dummy toy version so we wouldn't hurt my brand new one!

Number 10: Taking notes on it... with a pen!

Number 9: Trying to make phone calls on it!

Number 8: Drinking while using it! Just in general this is a BAD idea!

Number 7: Using it to spank your child. PS I love the look on her face!! And that is actually my child she is threatening to spank!

Number 6: Dancing with it!

Number 5: Kicking it like a football! (PS that's my little man Isaac again!)

Number 4: Sending emails... in an envelope! (PS I don't think that is properly postaged!)

Number 3: Using it as a tray to pour beverages!

Number 2: Forgetting that you already tried using it as a phone and trying again! (Can you see how the alcohol is starting to affect her?)

Number 1: Tucking it into your bra like you do your cell phone! Like nobody is going to notice that!!!!

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