Top 10 Tuesday: Top 10 Things Not To Do at a PTA Meeting

9/13/2011

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10 Things NOT to Do at a PTA Meeting

Number 10: Hitting on a PTA Dad!

Number 9: Dress in your "Going Out" clothes!

Number 8:
Suggest a beer garden for the Harvest Festival Fundraiser!

Number 7: Suggest Exotic Dancing lessons as an after school activity!

Number 6:
Ask the other PTA Mom's about their sex lives!

Number 5: Swear!
(Just because you smile when you say it doesn't make it okay!)

Number 4: Challenging the PTA President is one thing

But following through with your right hook is OVER THE LINE!

Number 3: Use the school's office supplies inappropriately!

*Number 2: Suggest auctioning off the "bad kids" for fundraising money!*

*All items used are props and no alcohol was actually used.

NUMBER 1: Referring to the children as the little assholes will get you fired from the PTA every time!

Lots of love from your friendly neighborhood spider girl! AKA Kristina ~~~~
XOXO
*All items used are props and no alcohol was actually used.

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Dark Mother link

9/14/2011 10:08:09 am

Well fuck me running. I always refer to the crumb snatchers as assholes. I guess I should just mail my check and keep my fat ass home during the meetings of the Stepford Wives?

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